A Bakers Dozen of Sentence Statements
1. I am in St. Louis and it is so, so hot here.
2. David Crowder writes strange books.
3. One of my best friends who I've not seen in ages was here Friday, I was even in the lobby of his hotel, but we didn't know each other was here.
4. Thinking about #3 makes me sick.
5. I got angry last night, I was grateful for the company and wisdom of another of my best friends whose wisdom is always a gift.
6. Cincinnati has a downtown that is infinitely more enjoyable than St. Louis.
7. I am resigning myself to finishing second in fantasy baseball this year and relinquishing the champions trophy.
8. I think the Cubs may finish ahead of the Cardinals this year.
9. I feel somewhat like a wet cardboard box today.
10. Why does a bakers dozen have 13?
11. Midway through the writing of this post, my internet connection was lost and when I went to post this here post, much of it was lost (the remaining 4) which means what you will read from here on out was not the original thinking and I feel badly because I felt as though those were the real gems of this post and now it lacks anything good or profound or worthwhile but nonetheless I will press on with the remaining 2 statements I owe you.
12. That last sentence was very long and left me little room to tell you of other things of importance such as the discussion we had last night on how best to move on after a summer of eating out and cafeteria food to which our best solution to date is a 2 month fast.
13. I am grateful that blogger now saves my drafts automatically though I wish they'd saved it one more time before all my brilliance was lost and you were left with this.