This just in:
According to reports from the man child--one Carter Gilchrist--there were monkeys in his bed last night. Apparently they were of enough nuicance that it required he spend the rest of the night in mommy and daddy's bed. We have been unable to secure evidence or for that matter any proof that said monkeys existed and/or were in his bedroom at any point. However even today he claims his story to be true. At this point Curious George or the fabulous Boots a known accomplice of Dora the Explorer--an international criminal and bilingual sweet talker--seem to be our leading suspects. Of course the reassurgence of one King Kong has also raised some eyebrows. Please be alert and suspicious of any incredibly hairy creatures lingering around playgrounds, schools and day cares.
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